Coffee day

July 18, 2013

I do decree that, henceforth, July 18th shall be annually celebrated as Coffee Day. Today I ran out of coffee beans and couldn’t find any Mehmet Efendi at my local grocer’s, so I bought some instant coffee mix in a pinch and attempted to brew Turkish coffee with it. The coffee was the worst thing imaginable, and the events of this tragedy shall be remembered and celebrated for eons to come.