Idiot Trump

January 10, 2016

Trump might be the 2016 Republican candidate for President of the United States. That puts him under a lot of justified scrutiny.

But are you all idiots or what?

Take this tweet that’s been making rounds:

Tweet Image: Man shot inside Paris police station. Just announced that terror threat is at highest level. Germany is a total mess-big crime. GET SMART!

“Haha, Trump thinks Paris is in Germany!”

But this tweet went out after a police station attack in Paris, while Cologne’s New Year’s Eve celebration turned mass sexual assault was in the news, followed by the shooting of a refugee shelter outside Frankfurt.

Did the thought ever cross your mind that he’s trying to fit all that plus political spin into 140 characters? Are you even aware of the world outside your echo chamber?

Now this:

Tweet Image: Trump just confused the yen with yuan. Repeatedly. Wow

Hey man, do you know how yuan is pronounced? Hint: It doesn’t sound like ‘Juan’ or ‘one.’ In fact, it sounds almost like yen.

The similarity between yuan and yen is why people in the news say “Chinese yuan,” “CNY,” “Renminbi,” or “RMB” instead.

These half-rate Jon Stewarts suck.