RealiTV

November 11, 2014

I don’t know how people can watch TV. There are a thousand channels and just as many shows. To find a show, you have to scroll through a huge list of garbage. To scroll through that huge list of garbage, you have to use a slow piece of shit set top box from your cable provider, and every channel’s just overflowing with scripted “reality” programming anyway.

The only way I can imagine people watching TV is through a DVR.

At least PBS still shows California Gold.